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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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