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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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