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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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