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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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