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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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