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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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