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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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