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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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