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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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