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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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