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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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