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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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