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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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