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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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