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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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