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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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