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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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