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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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