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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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