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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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