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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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