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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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