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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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