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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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