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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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