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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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