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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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