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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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