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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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