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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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