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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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