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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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