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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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