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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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