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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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