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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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