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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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