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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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