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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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