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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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