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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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