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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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