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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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