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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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