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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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