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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Zeus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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