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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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