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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Millie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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