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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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