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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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