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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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