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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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