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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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