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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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